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Joke of the Day

"Plateaus... ...are the highest form of flattery."

"[Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score! Wilson: well put! Well put!"

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."

"Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging"

"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."

"Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals."

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."

"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"