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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."
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"When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted. Now the police call that Identity theft."
"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"
"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"
"Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point."
"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."
"There's a disturbing movie about an evil German lunatic who creates an ass-to-mouth chain of people who digest each other's shit. You know, that documentary about the Trump campaign."
"What's the difference between the average yogurt and the United States of America? if you leave a yogurt alone for two-hundred years it'll develop a culture (also it can be fat free)"
"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"