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Joke of the Day
"""Don't quote me on that."" -anonymous"
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"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"Why does Trump like pressing apples in the fall? Because he likes to stick his hand in cider!"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might me a little to get hard, I just got laid by some chick. EDIT: ""take me a little while"""
"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."
"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
"Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both."
"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."
"*places empty liquor bottle on shelf for display* I'm An Animal Now Everyone. I Decorate With Trash. Literally An Animal"
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"