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Joke of the Day
"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"
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"My 5-year-old blames me when things go wrong and takes all the credit when they go right. She'll be a CEO someday."
"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."
"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."
"Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends"
"Shout out to bicyclists that yell ""on your left"" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with."
"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."
"Stephen Hawking masturbating Now there's a stroke of genius"
"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"