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Joke of the Day
"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."
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"If Jesus suddenly appeared today... I bet he would really hate nail guns."
"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"""
"If two vegans don't like each other.. Is it still considered beef?"
"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""
"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"
"Caller: I'm your worst nightmare. Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??"
"How many virgins do I get from dying of embarrassment? Does anyone know?"
"If the human race has a ""signature move,"" its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing."