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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? You turn off the carousel."

"I used to have a bird called ""Stockholm syndrome"" who lived on my shoulder. I used to hate the bastard, but in the end, he grew on me."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"

"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."

"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"

"My sister didnt think I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pastah'"

"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""

"My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn't find the words to thank them."

"If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results"

"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."