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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."

"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."

"What do you call a german tampon? A twatstika....buh dum chh!"

"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."

"last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube."

"My wife has just got a job at the local sewage works. I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had."

"QUICK! HOW MANY BABY CARROTS CAN A GUY SHOVE UP HIS BUTT BEFORE HE... 12."

"My wife and I got into an argument. And now I'm gonna do these dishes so hard."

"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."

"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"