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Joke of the Day
"Terrorists are so slutty They'll blow on the first date"
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"ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor"
"I was accused of plagiarism... Their words, not mine"
"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
"What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? You little piece of shit"
"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."
"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"
"""Open Mike Night"" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy."
"I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack."