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Joke of the Day

"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."

"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""

"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"

"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."

"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"

"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."

"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."