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Joke of the Day

"Why do bees hum They don't know the words"

"So yet another snake walks into a bar... He asks the bartender, ""Gimme a shot of Jack!"" ""No sir."" ""Well why not?"" The snake said. ""You can't hold your liquor!"""

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"I justified buying a PS3 because I knew I could always use it to just watch movies, and now that's the only reason I still have it. A 250GB hard drive holds a shitload of internet porn"

"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... Celsius."

"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!"

"Yesterday I avoided a rape of a woman - And how you did it? - I convinced her."