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Joke of the Day

"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."

"The man who invented knock-knock jokes... He deserves a no-bell prize. I'll see myself out, thanks."

"I don't hate you because you're beautiful... You're not..."

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."

"What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."

"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up."

"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"