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Joke of the Day

"Judging by the number of hats on the hanger... ...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider."

"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"

"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."

"Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12."

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"I hate all these posts They're so last year"

"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"

"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"

"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"