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Joke of the Day
"I hate all these posts They're so last year"
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"For Christmas this year, I decided to go all out and ask Santa for something black and shiny and will go 0 to 300 in 2 seconds. I got a scale."
"I was getting a checkup from my doctor this morning He said ""Now son, you gotta stop masterbating!"" I said in shock "" what?"" He replied ""Well At least until I finish your God damn exam!!"""
"He died doing what he loved: being alive"
"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."
"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"
"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"
"I know you shouldn't text and drive but I've only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive."
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""