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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING NEWS: They just found Hillary's emails. 30 thousand 'penis enlargement' offers."
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"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)"
"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"
"I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks ""Papa, could I please have 5 rubles"" Papa is surprised and asks ""20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"""
"[bar closing time] Do you wanna come over to my place? Her (flirtatious af): oh yeah Ok hold on.. *dials phone* Mom? Can you pick me up now?"
"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"