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Joke of the Day

"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"

"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."

"Currently the most offensive joke going through my head. What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge."

"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! ~~I'm sorry~~"

"Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#"

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count."