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Joke of the Day

"Currently the most offensive joke going through my head. What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge."

"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"

"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."

"If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?"

"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"

"Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft"

"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"

"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."

"Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. Get it?"

"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."