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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""

"Hey girl, what is your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the one."

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""

" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."

"Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last."

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once"

"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"