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Joke of the Day

"Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it."

"The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken."

"I love using sign language It's a real hands-on experience."

"Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married."

"My sex life is like a penguin, I don't have a penguin."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."