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Joke of the Day

"Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it."

"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"

"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."

"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."

"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."

"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"

"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"

"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"

"Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every year, thousands of innocent dragons are hunted for their balls"

"its funny when people are like ""whos to say whats truly 'cool'... who gets to define cool"". its like, come on dude. hot babes decide it. duh"