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Joke of the Day
"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte."
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"This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics"
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."
"you got to be fast to make it in advertising kid. gotta be snappy. gotta be clever. how would you sell a car? thats right: titties"
"What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home."
"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"
"I just got whipped and gagged by a lady covered in a ton of specks of leather. She was a dot matrix dominatrix."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ... Buh dum pshh!"
"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"
"Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river ""Hey!!! How do I get on the other side??"" ""You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"""