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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man, with no arms or legs, in the middle of the ocean? fucked"
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"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"
"Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me."
"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."
"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"
"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole."
"My boyfriend calls me ""babe"" because ""pig in the city"" is such a mouthful to say."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
"Condoms prevent minivans."