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Joke of the Day

"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."

"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"

"Where did the small road go to college? Tulane University"

"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"

"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant"

"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"

"What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match? Fire Quackers"