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Joke of the Day
"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"
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"I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half"
"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""
"I joined a 12 step program for people who talk too much. Its called OnAndOnAnon"
"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."
"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"
"Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :("
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"
"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."