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Joke of the Day

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"WIFE: Where's the dog? *flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside."

"What do Japanese guys do when they have erections? Vote"

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation? Sue."

"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."

"Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!"

"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."

"How did Ramadan go? It went by pretty FAST!"

"What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!"