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Joke of the Day
"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."
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"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy"
"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."
"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"
"Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'."
"me: ""we commemorate the day you died every year"" jesus: ""thats nice, what's the day called?"" me: jesus: me: jesus: ""keith?"" me: ""bad friday"""
"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."
"What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer? Drink, Pray, Truck"
"Do you know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"