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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice"

"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."

"True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"

"I bumped into the guy that invented the globe. It's a small world."

"If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats... Then what do we call the Titans?"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pie before it was cool."

"Hey, Cap'n Crunch. You've been a captain since 1963. Dude, I don't think admiral is happening for you."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"

"I don't hold grudges. My father held grudges, I always hated him for that."