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Joke of the Day

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. I mean, c'mon. Let's spice it up a little. Aim for my chest and call me your ""naughty potty""."

"Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot"

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"Are you from the 316? Because you're an stone cold stunner. Edit: Stone not ice Thanks /u/cvillemade"

"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"

"Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra before comitting suicide He died hard"

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"Which Nordic country should you never be a part of? Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over."