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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."
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"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."
"Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ? The sound you make 10th floor "" AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "" 1st floor "" *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH """
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."
"I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. :/ Girl 1: I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. Girl 2: My friend is a dick and he's over 5'10""."
"I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah."
"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"
"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."