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Joke of the Day
"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."
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"How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof."
"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"
"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."
"I don't know, Your Honor. Last thing I remember was the Polaroid picture crying and I was shaking it like a baby andIT WOULDN'T STOP CRYING!"
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"
"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."