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Joke of the Day

"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"

"I need a gun to protect me against those that want to harm me, a group mainly made up of people I've threatened with shoot with my gun"

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"

"I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals. We're famous for our airtight seal."

"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."

"QUESTION: What is the difference between a ""Battery"" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. There is always an Asian that's better than you."