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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
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"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "
"Who wants two tickets to the gun show? I bought the Groupon but can't make it :("
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."
"The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome."""
"I smell sex and candy. I hate being Willy Wonka's roomate."
"Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy."