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Joke of the Day

"Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy."

"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."

"My Dad died recently, but unfortunately I slept in and missed the funeral I guess I'm not a mourning person"

"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."

"I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22."