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Joke of the Day
"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."
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"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"
"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"
"lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies"
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."
"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."
"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"
"You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them."
"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."