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Joke of the Day
"Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein."
Next Joke
"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."
"Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you."
"Me: hello, police? I think I'm living with a murderer! Last night, she came home with a body... Crap! She just came in. Cat: *meow*"
"Do you know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"
"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"
"Define the lecturer Teacher to Student: Can you define the lecturer? Student: A lecturer is person who has bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping."
"DAD: What happened to your car? SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now"
"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"
"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."