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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend's body is a temple... ...and I'm a Jew, so I have to come inside it every Sunday."
Next Joke
"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."
"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"
"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
"I finally threw away my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock down a cheerleader's throat"
"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."
"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."
"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"
"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."