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Joke of the Day

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."

"What do you call a gay man's ball sack? Mud flaps."

"What do you call a German who is up themselves? A deutsche-bag"

"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite the crust and lick out the jelly before you get the meaty bit."

"My favourite Haiku Space is limited In a haiku, so it's hard To finish what you"

"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."

"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"

"The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee."