23196

Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a bar, puts three nails on the counter, and says to the barkeep ... ""Hey, could you put me up for the night?"""

"How do you know when a vampire is sick? He starts coffin..."

"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""

"I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"

"Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling ""bananas"" without singing ""Hollaback Girl"" in my head."

"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."

"I stopped to tie my shoe at the airport and someone reported me as an unattended bag."

"Got pretty embarrassed at the party last night. Totally looked like I peed my pants 'cuz I spilled my glass of pee into my lap"