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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."

"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"

"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."

"Together, I can beat schizophrenia."

"If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you."

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"My wife is so ugly... Our towels say ""His"" and ""Its""!"

"I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete. That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once."

"What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!"

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."