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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
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"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."
"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"
"When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite."
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"Why are Subway cooks called ""Sandwich Artists""? Even art majors deserve recognition"
"me: Dave's coming over wife: Nice Dave or Dave who picked a fight with a kid named Cancer? *Dave walks in wearing an ""I Beat Cancer"" shirt*"
"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"
"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."
"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"