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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend asked me how much we would spend at our wedding. Me: I don't want to spend very much. Her: I want it to be a ten thousand dollar wedding. Me: Okay, so you, can do that then."
"What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogapillar"
"Vectors Joke When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)"
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"
"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."
"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"
"*Takes your face in my hands* *Looks deep into your eyes* *Whispers ""You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you"" *"
"It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube."
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""