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Joke of the Day
"The world is secretly run by old men playing chess in the park"
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"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."
"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."
"Out on a blind date. I told her, being funny is the 2nd best way to get a girl into bed. She said ""What's the best way?"" I said ""A big knife"" She laughed and said ""You're funny"" I said ""wise choice"""
"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."
"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, ""Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"""
"Two chemists walk into a bar... Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second says, "" I'll have H2O too."" The second one dies."
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."
"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."