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Joke of the Day
"Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots."
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"I shot a black man the other day. Now I'm being charged for impersonating a police officer."
"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."
"A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her... They say to her ""don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."""
"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"
"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."
"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."
"I like my coffee like my women... Piping hot and all over my lap in the McDonald's drive thru (backs away very slowly, opens door without turning around, lurks out...)"
"You might be a redditor if You clicked."
"He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend."