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Joke of the Day
"TIFU Up is my horse"
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"An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car"
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
"Your Momma is so stupid she put sand paper on the bottom of her wheelchair, talk'n bout she a ruff rider."
"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""
"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."
"I'm gonna stop you right there. - traffic"
"My sex life is exactly like my shopping. I do it all online."
"First date tip: let a photo of a dog fall out of your wallet. When she asks ""is that your puppy?"" say ""No. That's my dad."" Then storm off."
"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."