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Joke of the Day

"TIFU Up is my horse"

"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."

"I'm a chick magnet I repel."

"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."

"I really need to get rid of this heavy copy of ""Farenheit 451""... Could someone lend me a lighter? Edit: FAHRENHEIT DAMN IT"

"What is a fretless bass good for? About thirty yards if you use both hands."

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Good thing he didn't see what mommy did after bedtime ..."

"A local caricature artist got arrested today I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy."

"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."