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Joke of the Day
"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."
Next Joke
"My mother-in-law's text alert is an entire song. Starting to think my father-in-law's rage isn't really from Vietnam."
"For Halloween i'm dressing up as a cloud and handing out celebrity nude photos instead of candy."
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name."
"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"
":( turn that frown upside down ):"
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
"What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon."