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Joke of the Day
"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."
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"Q: What insect is good at math? A: An account-ant."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"
"What does pubic hair and celery have in common? Just move it to the side and keep eating."
"What is green and smells like red paint? Green paint. Haha"
"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."
"I remember when my grad father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."
"What is an alto's favorite drink? High C!"
"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"