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Joke of the Day

"*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice."

"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."

"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""

"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"

"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."

"My cousin, who's a karate expert, joined the Army. First time he saluted he nearly killed himself."

"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."

"Today is national Radio day. Do you copy? 10-4"

"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"