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Joke of the Day

"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."

"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"

"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."

"My girlfriend and I went to the bank and opened a shared savings account, mostly for buying weed. ... ... It will be our joint account."

"My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning"

"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."

"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"