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Joke of the Day
"Today is national Radio day. Do you copy? 10-4"
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"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""
"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""
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"If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better."