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Joke of the Day

"Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian bdsm Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay"

"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."

"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"

"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("

"The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also."

"Why so Mexicans have red eyes after Sex?! Pepperspray..."

"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""

"If you had a donkey and it bit off my rooster's legs, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"Why should you never put the punchline in the title? Because it ruins the joke"