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Joke of the Day

"Luke got Darth Vader a Christmas Present. Darth Vader: Luke... I know what you got me for Christmas... Luke: Nooo! No! No!! How could you possibly know?!?! Darth Vader: I felt your presents."

"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."

"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"

"What has 16 legs and speaks german? Doppelspider"

"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."

"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."

"Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed."

"""The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers."" ""Is Eminem in there?"""