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Joke of the Day
"""...you can also say 'representative' at any ti--"" ""REPRESENTATIVE!!"""
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"Yooo mama's sooo fat...that when she jump fo joyyyy... She got stuck."
"Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before? It's like hearing music for the first time."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""
"I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh... If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean"
"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."
"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come."
"Hilary and Trump are on a sinking boat. Who is saved? America"