180276

Joke of the Day

"A man orders a coffee without cream The barista says, ""I'm sorry we don't have cream"". ""That's fine, make it without milk then."""

"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """

"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"ATTENTION : All position for stupid people in my life ,have been filled ,no more applicants need apply. Thank You !"

"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."

"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."